Because Being Michelle Obama Entitles You to Bitch About Everything

According to the smokin’ hot First Lady of France, M‘Chel Obama does not enjoy being First Lady.

“Don’t ask! It’s hell. I can’t stand it!” Michelle Obama is said to have told French first lady Carla Bruni during a private conversation at the White House during an official visit by French President Nicolas Sarkozy last March.

She went on to call the French “a race of p’taghs” and demand more blood wine.