The Banking Queen Throws a Hissy Over $1

Congressman Mincing Pederast Barney Frank throws around taxpayers’ money as though debt cures cancer, but he’s a fussy little bitch when it comes to parting with his own.

Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank caused a scene when he demanded a $1 senior discount on his ferry fare to Fire Island’s popular gay haunt, The Pines, last Friday. Frank was turned down by ticket clerks at the dock in Sayville because he didn’t have the required Suffolk County Senior Citizens ID. A witness reports, “Frank made such a drama over the senior rate that I contemplated offering him the dollar to cool down the situation.”

And the moral of this story is that Barney Frank is a worthless piece of crap. But, that’s pretty much the moral of any story involving Barney Frank.

Barney Frank keeps tabs on his constituents.

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3 responses to “The Banking Queen Throws a Hissy Over $1

  1. R

    Too funny, GoY.

    “Mincing Pederast,” capitalized; too funny.

  2. b-dob

    “Ferry fare” to a gay haunt. Barney just didn’t want to part with his singles. He needed ’em for later.

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