ManBearPig? More Like HornDogPig

Fresh Allegations against Emperor of the Moon Al Gore from two more massage therapists.

“The therapist claimed that when they were alone, Gore shrugged off a towel and stood naked in front of her.

“He pointed at his erect penis and ordered her, ‘Take care of THIS.'”

I remain skeptical, but if that’s ManBearPig’s pick-up line, it has all the charm and subtlety of The Man Show after it was taken over by Doug Stanhope and Joe Rogan.

I have Global Warming... in my pants!

Hat Tip: AoSHQ

Advertisements

Leave a comment

Filed under Uncategorized

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s