Item Number One: Senator Granny Clampett — I mean, Harry Reid — has declared that if the giant turd of a health care bill working its way through the senate becomes law, Americans will become immortal!
Today we vote whether to even discuss one of the greatest issues of our generation – indeed, one of the greatest issues this body has ever face: whether this nation will finally guarantee its people the right to live free from the fear of illness and death, which can be prevented by decent health care for all .
Delusions of grandeur much? So, if we can get immortality for $1 Trillion, how much will it cost for us to transform into beings of pure energy?
Item Number Two: Maybe some of you saw the (wretched) series finale of Battlestar Galactica, in which the crew lands on prehistoric Earth and Dr. Cottle determines that the primitive proto-humans that inhabit the planet have at least some crude, minimal level of civilization by observing that they bury their dead.
New Mogadishu, the most liberal city in America, fails at even that basic level of civilized behavior.
Item Number Three: Reports that Senate Whore Mary “Nutgobbler” Landrieu sold out her vote on ObamaCare for $100 Million were inaccurate. It was actually $300 Million. Senator Nutgobbler is thanking her pimp, Big Daddy Reid, by holding a fundraiser for him.