The Demonrat Left is trying to start a rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl. If that doesn’t work out, AoSHQ readers have suggested more outrageous. scamdalous rumors the left could start about Glenn Beck:
1. Glenn Beck once took his nephew out drinking at a hot club in Miami, got him liquored up, and they drove back to their Palm Beach compound and his nephew raped a young woman
2. Glenn Beck got shitfaced drunk and drove his car off a bridge. He left a woman drowning in the car while he sobered up and called his lawyer for damage control.
3. Glenn Beck’s career was launched in the living room of avowed terrorists. In college, Beck defied the State Department ban on travel to Pakistan. Glenn Beck once walked into Nick Kristof’s office and recited the Islamic call to prayer–in flawless Arabic! Glenn Beck applied for scholarships as a foreign student. Glenn Beck let a cop-killer babysit his daughters. Glenn Beck has spent over a million dollars in legal fees to keep from releasing his college and medical records from the public. He also resolutely claimed that doctors wanted to remove children’s tonsils and diabetics’ feet for all that crazy medicine money. How hopped up on goofballs is that?
4. Glen Beck pushes global warmng hysteria while making a fortune from selling bogus carbon offsets.
5. As a super secret member of the Senate Finance Committee Glen Beck voted to bail out financial institutions he held stock in.
6. Before being elected to the senate, Glenn Beck was once a grand dragon in the West Virginia Ku Klux Klan.
7. Glenn Beck had a gay partner who ran a prostitution ring out of Glenn’s townhouse.
8. Glenn Beck appointed his unqualified gay homo boyfriend to be his homeland security adviser while he was governor of NJ. Beck also used to cruise rest stops on the Garden State Parkway for gay sex trysts, all while pretending to be straight and married to a nice looking woman with whom he fathered children. Yes, Glen Beck’s truth is that he is a gay American.
9, Glenn Beck wished Communist China Happy 60th Anniversary of their Communist existence during which over 70 million were killed by the Communist Regime.
10. After Glenn Beck left the priesthood and got a gig as a liberal radio talk show host in San Francisco, he got nabbed for having a ton of kiddie porn on his computer — which he said was only there for the purpose of researching a book on free speech.
These horrible rumors that would lead to outrage and the end of his career — if not criminal prosecution — if they were true.