The Reagan Letter

You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980’s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.

There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from Nancy Reagan to John Hinckley:

To: John Hinckley
From:Mrs. Nancy Reagan

My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country’s spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a nonpartisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout. The Reagan family and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best wishes,
Nancy Reagan & Family

P.S. While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look into that.

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8 responses to “The Reagan Letter

  1. DGA

    That’s the funniest thing I have read all week! One can only hope……

  2. Cylar

    I don’t get it. Sirhan Sirhan shot RFK and succeeded in killing him, and he’ll never get out of jail. Neither did James Earl Ray (killed MLK, died in prison) or will the guy who shot John Lennon. Hinckley shot Reagan with intent to kill, and did not succeed. So because he shot a conservative, he will get out?

    Bonus, however, if we catch Obama in the act of nailing Foster and he has a Clinton-style “bimbo eruption.” It’s about the only good thing I can say about this president – no sex scandals. So far. Considering that racist bitch he’s married to, I wouldn’t blame Barry O one bit, frankly.

  3. fozzy

    Cylar, it’s been almost 30 years for attempted murder. I don’t think there’s a political element here.

  4. Cylar

    Cylar, it’s been almost 30 years for attempted murder. I don’t think there’s a political element here.

    You COULD be right, but on the other hand, I’m reminded of the immortal words of the Sideshow Bob character from The Simpsons:

    “Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give Nobel Prizes for attempted chemistry?”

  5. Pinandpuller

    Well each personality might have gotten 10 years.

    Is it possible that this was actually written by a left-wing blogger-like the fake BC?

  6. mmeyer36

    Lol, that is hysterical. Made my morning!

  7. The Doktor

    I still want to know what Jodie Foster knew and when she knew it.

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