Friday Potpourri

The Obamas have been poisoning women and children with lead tainted vegetables from their garden. And they claim Dick Cheney was evil.

Joyce DeWitt got busted for a DUI this week. So, anyone who said she couldn’t get arrested after 3’s Company was canceled is proven wrong.

Also, from the land of fruit and nuts, California’s legislators postponed dealing with the state’s $29 Billion deficit to debate three bills: “Assembly bill 606 creates a commission to serve the marketing interests of the blueberry industry. Another bill defines “honey” to mean the natural food product resulting from the harvest of nectar by honey bees, and a third bill adopts regulations establishing definitions and standards for 100-percent pomegranate juice.” Nice to know the Assembly has its priorities in order.

What marriage means to a socialist: “I’ll never forget asking one group what they thought of marriage in a country (Sweden) where most educated young people don’t get married or bear children until they are well over 30. A young woman gave me a thoughtful answer and so I asked her, “What are you looking for in a husband?” Without batting an eye or pausing for thought, she answered: “Three things. One, he must be good in bed. Two, he must be a good father. Three, when we divorce, he mustn’t be bitter.” No wonder gay marriage is no big deal to the left.

Benedict Arlen Specter calls his Democrat primary opponent a phony Democrat. Arlen claims he’s the real deal, and his opponent didn’t register as a Democrat until 2006… while Arlen’s been a secret Democrat for decades. If Arlen had ever heard of the internet, he’d know this is the equivalent of screaming “NOOB!”

LA Times blogger hopes non-supporters of Obama “will die before the next election. Maybe this is what Obama’s whole, “we’ll pull the plug on you to save money” things is about.

Point of curiosity. Did you know a majority of pedophiles arrested by the police are also hardcore Star Trek fans? Let’s consider the world of Star Trek for a moment; no money, no Christianity, no private corporations, the government just hands out things, no one has to work, silly outfits, free-flowing sexual attitudes … it’s the leftist version of utopia.

Just sayin’….

To boldly hang around playgrounds and pool changing areas where no man has hung around before.

To boldly hang around playgrounds and pool changing areas where no man has hung around before.

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  1. Cylar

    Also, from the land of fruit and nuts, California’s legislators postponed dealing with the state’s $29 Billion deficit to debate three bills: “Assembly bill 606 creates …” Nice to know the Assembly has its priorities in order.

    Feh. And as a resident of that sorry state, I’m disgusted to report that our state Assembly and Senate subcommittees apparently also have time to debate AB962 and SB585. The former is a ban on the online sale of handgun ammunition, the latter, a ban on gun shows at the Cow Palace out next to San Francisco.

    Good to know that there’s time to debate gun control while our state is 26 billion in the hole and paying its workers with IOU’s.

  2. The Mole

    Joyce DeWitt – Your punchline got a laugh from me. 🙂

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