Friday Potpourri

Are Buckeyes as stupid as Gophers? We should find out soon. Alec Baldwin is considering a run for governor of Ohio. As Jonah Goldberg has noted, “Alec Baldwin is too dumb to be a spell-checker at an M&M factory.” Considering the current Demonrat governor harbored a convicted pedophile on his staff, Alec Baldwin might actually be a step up.

The ACORN Census is already underway in Detroit, where the city’s population count has been adjusted upward by 81,000 imaginary residents. This will make it easier for ACORN to turn those imaginary residents into imaginary voters.

Speaking of community organizers, M’Chel Obama enjoys the rare privilege of Sunday shopping in France. Stores are supposed to close on Sundays, but not for the consort of the Obamessiah. Suha Arafat used to get the same privilege. BTW: Does Michelle Obama have a penis? That bulge is bigger than Barney Frank’s.

France, by the way, is cutting taxes to encourage economic growth, which is possible because France is led by a free-market capitalist, not a neo-Marxist community organizer.

And now the latest money-making scheme from the left-wing press: The Washington Post is selling access to administration officials and reporters for $25,000 to $250,000. At one time, this sort of thing would be considered unethical, but under Obama-Pelosi-Reid, selling access to government officials is just more deep-dish Chicago Style government.

Also scummy, Michael Jackson’s scumbag father is charging admission to the Gloved One’s funeral.

And from the land of fruits and nuts, Moonbat gets burned walking into a fire at the ‘Burning Man’ festival, sues, loses. Note, he wasn’t burned incidentally, he walked into a freakin’ bonfire! Maybe he should have just poured McDonald’s coffee on himself and sued for that. Those lawsuits usually turn out better for the dimwit plaintiff.

Life imitates South Park: A woman in Florida is attacked by a woodland critter. We could have warned her, woodland critters are dangerous

"I never expected a woodland creature"

"I never expected a woodland creature"

<a href=”http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2009/06/30/2009-06-30_michelle_obama_and_daughters_enjoy_paris_privilege_barred_to_millions_in_france_.html”>M’Chel Obama enjoys the rare privilege of Sunday shopping in France</a>. Stores are supposed to close on Sundays, but not for the consort of the Obamessiah.

BTW: <a href=”http://sondrak.com/images/uploads/michelle_penis.jpg”>Does Michelle Obama have a penis?</a>.

(France, by the way, is <a href=”http://www.sondrak.com/index.php/weblog/anything_may_happen_in_france/”>cutting taxes to encourage economic growth</a>, which is possible because France is led by a free-market capitalist, not a neo-Marxist community organizer.)

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  1. John

    First we allow ACORN to conduct the census, then they should dominate the polling procedures…Why! We’ll be sooo progressive that we will save the NEED for citizens to even vote! ACORN will KNOW our voting intentions better than we do and cast our votes accordingly – thus ensuring that the proper candidate ALWAYS wins! We have come so far – and Democracy is so passe!

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