To Get Out of this Mess, Let’s Do Exactly What We Did to Get Into This Mess!

Remember when Bill Clinton said the definition of insanity was doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result?

Guess what Chairman Zero’s economic advisers are recommending:

What we need them to do, which is lend like crazy, and just basically functioning again for the economy.

Does “lend like crazy” mean handing out trillions in mortgages to people who can’t pay them back? Does lend like crazy mean throw capitalist concepts like “credit-worthiness” out the window? Isn’t lending like crazy what produced this whole mess in the first place?

No, the Obama Zombies insist. It had nothing to do with giving away loans to deadbeats. It was all because of greedy capitalists! Greedy capitalists! I tell you!

Because, of course, nothing bad ever happens when the Federal Government gets massively over its head in debt. That’s only a problem when “greedy capitalists” do so.

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One response to “To Get Out of this Mess, Let’s Do Exactly What We Did to Get Into This Mess!

  1. I’ll never see Tweek’s dad the same again.

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