Really. By using the precise methodology used by the Obama Administration to determine the impact of the Stimulus, I can demonstrate that I created or saved 11 jobs this morning.
I got out of bed, turned on the lights, evacuated, and showered. (+3 jobs saved, 1 at the power company, 1 at the water works, 1 guy at the toilet paper factory.)
I signed on and posted to this blog, saving another job at my ISP. I checked my Facebook, too, saving another job there. I put my trash out, saving 2 more jobs at Waste Management. (+4 jobs)
On the way to work, I stopped to pick up Vitamin Water: 2 jobs saved, for the stocker and the cashier. (If I had used the self checkout, I would have only saved 1 job.) Before going into my office, I dropped of my Neflix movies, saving a job at USPS and a job at Netflix. (+4)
At this rate, I’ll have saved 35 jobs by the time I get home tonight. Yea, me!
If I didn’t have to work, I could save even more jobs.
"I terkerjerbs!"
8 Comments
November 4, 2009 at 5:00 am
I’m retired, but save about 50-75 jobs a day on the average.
And that is not even trying.
Papa Ray
Central Texas
November 4, 2009 at 6:08 am
Hey! Me too! Thanks for helping me see the light. In fact I’ll leave oll my lights on today when I leave to ensure that guy at the power company keeps his job.
November 7, 2009 at 9:32 am
In order to save more jobs I’m gonna wait for the paid “Volunteer Corps” to come and rake my leaves. Oh, I forgot, the paid volunteers are in SEIU and ACORN – both paid for by our taxes to bring violence to peaceful demonstrations and to “create” votes for the Democrats. My bad.
Where’s my rake?
Doktor Disruptor
November 7, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Doktor Disruptor?
Sounds like something I’d expect to find in the sickbay aboard a Romulan Warbird.
November 9, 2009 at 11:34 am
Cylar,
Or in a can or Hormel Chili.
Doktor Breakwind
November 22, 2009 at 1:08 am
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