Who knew South Carolina was so… naughty?
A deputy assistant attorney general who said he was on his lunch break when an officer found him with a stripper and sex toys in his sport utility vehicle has been fired, his boss said Wednesday.
Ooh, that’s naughty.
Roland Corning, 66, a former state legislator, was in a secluded part of a downtown cemetery when an officer spotted him Monday. As the officer approached, Corning sped off, then pulled over a few blocks away. He and the 18-year-old woman with him an employee of the Platinum Plus Gentleman’s Club, gave conflicting stories about what they were doing in the cemetery.
66 and 18. Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
Platinum Plus? I used to… um… drive by that place on my way to… um… other places. (It’s actually a chain.)
Conflicting stories? Let me guess, the old guy was shopping for a gravesite, and she was trying to help him with a nasty and inconvenient snakebite.
I’m glad he was fired, but he could always just move to New York and work for Elliot Spitzer.
"Hey, baby. Wanna take a walk on the Appalachian Trail?"
Arf! That girl needs some self esteem.
At least the guy was dealt with appropriately when he was found-out. In red states like SC, people are held accountable for misbehavior.
In a blue state, everyone would have had a good laugh and life would have gone on.
Gentlemens club? I must be getting old. A “gentleman” wouldn’t be caught dead in a place like that…at least in my day.
I always thought that was a bit odd myself. Maybe it sounds better than “Leering Old Perverts Club.”