Monthly Archives: August 2009
Voyager Versus KennedyCare
Star Trek in general embraced an Obama-esque, hopey-changey vision of the future where socialism had eliminated all money, and hedonism had replaced all religion. All of which makes the willingness of the Enterprise crew to sacrifice themselves to save the … Continue reading
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The Testosterone-Deficient Left Weighs In
Post by Gregory of Yardale Laura Ingraham is interviewing the liberal douchebag “Mastmermind” behind the Whole Foods boycott. And… wow… talk about your stereotype of a simpering leftist douchebag. He’s a 39 year old college student with a voice like … Continue reading
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If You Strike Me Down, I’ll Become More Powerful Than You Can Possibly Imagine
Despite, or perhaps, because of, a boycott organized at the behest of Chairman Zero’s hardcore communist Green Jobs Czar Van Jones, Glenn Beck now has a larger television audience than Queef Olbermann, Rachel Madcow, and Chrissy Matthews combined. The reaction … Continue reading
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No One Expects the Obama Interrogation Policy
Post by Homo Erectus Wilde (a.k.a That Gay Conservative)
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Abortionist Hates People, Loves His Job
Warren Hern loves performing abortions and gets a thrill when “sensations of dismemberment flow through the forceps like an electric current.” He thinks human beings are cancer on the planet. He thinks pro-lifers are terrorists. And he was Keith Olbermann’s … Continue reading
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Will Obama Appoint a Circumcision Czar?
The Centers for Disease Control Are Preparing to Recommend Mandatory Circumcision for American Boys as an AIDS Prevention Measure. Patterico explains why this is stupid: He and other experts acknowledged that although the clinical trials of circumcision in Africa had … Continue reading
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Who Can It Be Now?
Post by Gregory of Yardale NY Governor David Paterson claims that the criticism toward himself, Deval Patrick, and Barack Obama has nothing to do with their crappy performances as Chief Executive of … in order, New York, Massachusetts, and the … Continue reading
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Detroit or Mogadishu?
Can you distinguish the most liberal city in America, ruled by the hard-left for forty years, from a third-world hellhole devastated by two decades of civil war?
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