Monthly Archives: February 2009
Cartman’s Theorem Proven Again
1 in every 4 Americans is a retard. A recent Rasmussen poll seems to bear this out. According to Rasmussen, 21% of Americans support ACORN’s scheme to resist foreclosure by breaking, entering, and illegally occupying their foreclosed homes. That’s with … Continue reading
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The AMTRAK-ing of CitiGroup
After the first $45B epic-failed to help CitiGroup, the Treasury Department, under the direction of incompetent tax-dodger Tim Geithner, is poised to take over 36% of CitiGroup. The Government will accomplish this by converting its common shares of stock in … Continue reading
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Unionized, Socialized, Obamunized Medicine
Another Socialized Medicine Horrorshow from the UK shows us where Chairman Zero’s $600 Billion Socialized Medicine scheme leads: A paramedic refused to help a man in agony with a broken back because he was on his lunchbreak, a tribunal was … Continue reading
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Um… Question…
Chairman Zero now claims he wants to cut Federal Spending by $2 Trillion. Granted, he doesn’t really mean it. He means $1 Trillion in tax increases coupled with $1 Trillion in “spending less than inflated projected increases in spending.” Government … Continue reading
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News of the Off-Beat
Nurses Fired Over Cell Phone Photos Of Patient: The patient was admitted to the emergency room with an object lodged in his rectum. Police said the nurse explained she and a co-worker snapped photos when they learned it was a … Continue reading
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Hate America: Get a subsidy
The vote-frauding, house-occupying thugs at ACORN as well as the Illegal Alien Supremacist members of ‘The Race’ get to double dip at the pork barrel trough the Obamacrat Congress is laying out. According to the DC Examiner: About a hundred … Continue reading
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How that Fiscal Responsibility Thing Workin’ Out?
Not so well, it would seem. On Tuesday, Chairman Zero said, “”Contrary to the prevailing wisdom in Washington these past few years, we cannot simply spend as we please and defer the consequences to next budget, the next administration, or … Continue reading
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Everyone Has AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
High school drama teachers across the country profess to be shocked that parents object to staging “Rent.” Too provocative, in the view of some high school officials and parents. At least three of the planned high school productions, in California, … Continue reading
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Chairman Zero’s Gift to OPEC
Since bottoming out at around $32.00 a barrel in December of 2008, Oil prices have gone up 34%. As of this morning, crude is trading at $42.00 a barrel. On February 5, Chairman Zero’s enviro-leftist Secretary of the Interior, Ken … Continue reading
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Poor people complain about the quality of their free lunches
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A cold cheese sandwich, fruit and a milk carton might not seem like much of a meal — but that’s what’s on the menu for students in New Mexico’s largest school district without their lunch money. Faced … Continue reading
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