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From the Country That Brought You Socialized Medicine and Mass Muslim Immigration

The next great leap forward in social engineering from the Albionese, a new tax scheme under which instead of you getting paid by your employer, your employer send your check to the British Equivalent of the IRS, they take out what they think you ought to pay, and then give you what’s left. Call it, ‘The Government Eats First.’

It’s just the next logical step after withholding, isn’t it? And what could possibly go wrong with letting bureaucrats have your paycheck before you do?

Speaking of Airstrip One, Jennifer Saunders, the chick from Absolutely Fabulous, which you’ve probably heard of if you’re gay, has been treated for breast cancer and is recovering. She is fortunate in being wealth enough to afford private insurance, since Britain’s Nationalized Health Service routinely denies breast cancer treatments to women.

$2,000,000 per Stimulus Job

Los Angeles spent $111 Million in Stimulus money and created… 54 jobs.

Helluva job, Bammy,

Because Being Michelle Obama Entitles You to Bitch About Everything

According to the smokin’ hot First Lady of France, M‘Chel Obama does not enjoy being First Lady.

“Don’t ask! It’s hell. I can’t stand it!” Michelle Obama is said to have told French first lady Carla Bruni during a private conversation at the White House during an official visit by French President Nicolas Sarkozy last March.

She went on to call the French “a race of p’taghs” and demand more blood wine.

Oh, Grow the Hell Up

Democrats counting on Bieber Fever to Save them in Midterms.

“We’re trying to leverage Bieber fever,” Campus Progress’s Sara Haile-Mariam told POLITICO. “Most of his fans are 12 years old – we acknowledge that.” Still, they hope that Bieber fans will “tell their parents. … The hope is to create something that goes viral and gets young people to be aware of the election.”

Proving once again, the Democrats are the party of the childish, the Republicans are the party of teh grown-ups.

Hat Tip: That Gay Conservative

Agreed: COEXIST Bumper Stickers Are Teh Lame

And it’s nice to see I’m not the only one who thinks so….

Sheriff Joe Gets Idiot Protesters to Respect His Authoritah

One last post too good not to pass along. OK, Hotshot, suppose you are Sheriff Joe Arpaio and you have a bunch of idiot radical protesters who think it’s a great idea to chain themselves in a circle and lie down on hot pavement in Phoenix in July. What do you do? What do you do?

You leave ‘em there.

Let 'em burn. After all, they're hippies.